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Japanese E~mail Complaints Addressed
During the last few months, I've recieved many e~mails
complaining that a fan of this website destroyed his or her car.
These reports of vandalism have been reaching me with claims that
this website is causing them. Today I recognized the problem. The
goal of this news page will be to alleviate the misunderstandings
regarding the subject and by doing so, get the police off my back.
So without further ado...
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>this is the coolest racing car known to man
>has 4 wheels, but sometimes a secret one is hidden in the trunk
>will make you cool
>0 to 60 in 2 seconds
>high beams
>if you want to get inside, open the door
>Steering wheel
>handles well in winter
>can go really, really fast
>you can put stuff in the trunk and not offend the corolla
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>this is the deadliest not car known to man
>has claws, not round like wheels
>will make you dead
>0 to 60 in 1 second
>Lasers
>if you want to get inside, go to a psychiatrist
>Brain
>handles people's rotting intestines
>can fly
>putting stuff in the trunk will definately piss
off the koala
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